Firsts

It was a beautiful fall evening in Des Moines so Mary and I took Abby for her first walk. She enjoyed her first extended time outside.

First walk

She didn't help on the walk at all, but was tuckered out by the end. Damn freeloading liberal baby.

We also gave Abigail her first bath. I was going to record Mary giving the bath, unfortunately Abby was screaming bloody murder and we needed to move things along. I feared the neighbors would think we were running a baby fight club and call the cops.

They say that we should use Abigail's adjusted birth date for tracking developmental goals. Adjusted birth date is her original due date, which means that Abby is negative one week old. She can really scream for a negative one week old. STOP YELLING THEORETICAL BABY!